Soosed News Patrol

Sometimes I feel I don't know anything about the business world, and today is one of those times. I feel like insulting my industry might be a bad idea, but then again, I'm not a rich CEO.

'"We're boring people to death and making games that are harder and harder to play," EA Chief Executive John Riccitiello told the Wall Street Journal in a story posted on its Web site on Sunday.'

Imagine a world ruled by carrot juice. Now imagine the top company is United Carrots. The head of United Carrots one day comes out an says "you know I really think carrots aren't that great." I doubt that would go over too well. Especially to all the people that worked for United Carrots.

I figured carrot juice was a good analogy instead of something related or relevant to the situation. I'm clever like that. I'm going to go play NHL98 now.